Pirate Seagull Ghosts

Quaintly Tuqiri: I like how the seagull flies right through your house

Penn Euler: Yeah, ignore him :P

Quaintly Tuqiri: Impervious to walls and minor obsctacles of that nature

Penn Euler: Ghost seagulls

Quaintly Tuqiri: LOL

Quaintly Tuqiri: They don't look scary enough!

Penn Euler: From the crew of a seagull pirate ship that foundered on this island hundreds of years ago

Quaintly Tuqiri: o.O there might be buried treasure here!!

Penn Euler: Not scary enough? see, that's what they *want* you to think!

Quaintly Tuqiri: Oooh I geddit, it's a disguise

Quaintly Tuqiri: Sneaky!!

Penn Euler: Yes, apparently the ship was carrying a load of roman amphorae

Quaintly Tuqiri: With wine?

Penn Euler: Yeah, *roman* wine

Quaintly Tuqiri: Ooooh...

Penn Euler: But the captain seagull, he got greedy and drank the ancient booze, and ordered the helmsman seagull to "pull over," because he wasn't feeling well

Quaintly Tuqiri: LMAO

Quaintly Tuqiri: What a waste of great booze

Penn Euler: And sadly, because seagulls have brains slightly smaller than dried peas, the helmsman obeyed, and thus the ship crashed into the rocks

Quaintly Tuqiri: Oh noes!!

Penn Euler: All aboard were lost, and the cargo of fine ancient wine sank to the bottom of what is now the harbour, and the souls of the seagulls were doomed to roam/fly the land until their captain can "get a goddamn painkiller"

Quaintly Tuqiri: LOL

Quaintly Tuqiri: How is he gonna get one??

Penn Euler: Good question

Penn Euler: I left some out on a plate, but his poor little ethereal beak went straight through them

Quaintly Tuqiri: LOL

Penn Euler: It's a tragic tale, to be sure

Quaintly Tuqiri: Indeed it is

Quaintly Tuqiri wipes away a tear